The Curbside Prophet

My name's Alyssa.

I'm a twenty-something avid feminist, advocate, fighter, counselor, and double Women's & Gender studies and Psychology major. I am sex-positive, genderqueer, pansexual, and as kinky as a cheap garden hose. I believe in the healing power of sunlight. I love tattoos, sex, and Gold Peak iced tea. I am attached to my MacBook. Please don't tell me to calm down. I have a right to my feelings, and I express them liberally and without reservation. I proudly wear shirts that say 'VAGINA' and five-inch stilettos. I love words. I am a very tangent-happy person.

I eat my ice cream out of mugs and my cereal out of cups. I am very particular about spoons, and I love oatmeal bread. I am a rugger. I use proper grammar in my texts, hash tags, and tweets. I am a major advocate for the Oxford comma. I commit editorial vandalism on a regular basis. You can reach me at lyssamae.thecurbsideprophet@gmail.com, and you can follow me on twitter @mizzlyssamae.

Welcome to my life.

I've censored the following, in protest of a bill that gives any corporation and the US government the power to censor the internet--a bill that could pass THIS WEEK. To see the uncensored text, and to stop internet censorship, visit: http://americancensorship.org/posts/5459/uncensor

Can't ████ to ████ █████████ ████ ██████ █████████████ sex █████████, ██████ ██████████, and █████'t ██████ my ████████!