Also I’m getting a new phone most likely this weekend and it’s baller as HECK. It’s an lg g2 and has an amazing screen and camera and basically bye bye shitty iPhone 4 mama’s moving on to bigger and better things
Managed to get back in bed as he got up to pee. Don’t think he actually woke up or even noticed I was gone, but the natural order of the bed has been restored.
Why am I still hungry.