May 2009
The NRA keeps calling my house to get my family to...
haleyleigh:
And I have to resist the urge to go all Michael Moore at the end of Bowling for Columbineon them.
Mine too!! The lady asked for a good time to talk to my dad, and I had to say something like, “Something tells me he won’t really be interested in ever speaking with you, but thanks for your time.”
What’s the point of calling people who don’t even own guns?...
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“If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:
THE ONLY PROOF HE...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via haleyleigh)
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“What did liberals do that was so offensive to the Republican Party? I’ll tell...”
– The West Wing (via endosymbiotic) (via babydeer) (via haleyleigh)
Shitty Sevens
7. The number of times I have been sexually assaulted in my life, to varying degrees.
7. A different man every time.
7. 9. 11. 13. 15. 17. 18.
7. It started when I was just freakin’ 7.
7 times. 7 guys. 7 years old.
Shitty Sevens.
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Dear Alyssa, You're a Nerd.
Alyssa: cause i seriously lolled at that
loled?
lolled
double the consonant before adding ed
Kristen: LOLed is how i do it
Alyssa: but it's a weird acronymy thing
okay
Kristen: just because it's an internet thing
Alyssa: yeah
makes sense
otherwise it's a different thing
okay
anyway
i LOLed
a lot
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Alyssa: i like that word
haha
appendices
Kristen: haha
AP-pen-dices
as in
my pen dices the AP test and i get a 5
Alyssa: advanced placement
ahahahaha
i love youuuu
Kristen: :D
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I have the urge just to sit down and cry. I have no idea why, but I really want to cry for a long time. Maybe it’s because I’m remembering life when Brian was in it and I really want that back, and it makes me sad because I messed it up (a lot).
I guess I’m afraid that after everything, he won’t want to be with me. I know he said there was a chance, but that’s all it...
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I has a new haircut. I also has bangs. Is interesting.
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“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think...”
– Garrison Keillor (via affremblequotes)
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“Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.”
– Benjamin Disraeli (via asmallhope) (via julie911) (via quote-book)
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“And the trouble is, if you don’t risk anything, you risk even more.”
– Erica Jong (via brokenmachine) (via quote-book)
Mah paperz.
So I’m writing my paper. My intro so far?
“Teh brain makez teh REM sleeps happen & teh REM sleep makez teh dreamz happen. Teh dreamz take away teh aggressionz sos we don’t punch peoplez in real lifes. Yaygoods!”
I think I have a problem.
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FRIDAY!
On Friday I am going to pick up the Boat in Harrisburg at the train station. It will be a fiesta!!
What she doesn’t know is that I’m bringing Face and Zack along, too. We will have a mini-reunion at the depot, and it will be amazing.
I miss my Boat!
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“I don’t need a man. But I’m happier with one. I like to have someone I can touch...”
– Cher (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
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Christmas, 2005
Lyssa Mae,
I hope you know I’m doing this for you! It’s way past my bedtime!! Just kidding, just kidding! I’d do anything for my Lyssa! You dumb cow! :D Oh man, nothing like some good old fashioned name calling! We’ve had some pretty darn good times this year, haven’t we? (Ok here I go getting sappy again) But seriously, we’ve made up for the rough times with...
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“I’m really good at failing at this.”
– Alyssa “Mooooarrrr sillies, pleez!” Mae (via idledreamer)
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“Suffering has been stronger than all other teaching, and has taught me to...”
– Charles Dickens, Great Expectations (via psychotherapy) (via quote-book)
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“Wounded people are dangerous; they know they can survive.”
– (via letterboxlove) (via lovebot) (via quote-book)
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Remind me to send this to my mother. →
:D →
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lickystickypickyme:
1. Charles Darwin married his first cousin.
2. John F. Kennedy, Anthony Burgess, Aldous Huxley, and C.S. Lewis all died on the same day.
3. Officially, the longest war in history was between the Netherlands and the Isles of Scilly, which lasted from 1651 to 1986. There were no casualties.
4. Gay marriage was legally recognized in Rome, and Nero himself married at least two...
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“I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing,...”
– Audrey Hepburn (via ventisette)
“The Russian word “razbliuto” means ‘the feeling you have for someone you were...”
– (via ventisette)
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I want a boy
ventisette:
who will hold my hand when we cross the street. who will kiss me on my nose and on my forehead. who will bake cookies and sit on the counter eating cookie dough with me. who will build forts with me in my living room when it’s raining out. who will not mind if I sing along to the radio while I drive and maybe join in. who will sit with me by the river in silence and not think it’s...
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“My wish for you, Sweet Angel, is that you succeed beyond your wildest...”
– Besos, The Universe (via gatekeeper)
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“As long as I knew I was going to hell, I decided to do it thoroughly.”
– ~ Stephenie Meyer (via gatekeeper)
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“I am strong because I am weak.
I am beautiful because I know my flaws.
I am a...”
– ~ unknown (via gatekeeper)
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“Sticks and stones are hard on bones
Aimed with angry art,
Words can sting like...”
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I need.
you’re so beautiful. you’re so intelligent. you’re so skinny. you’re so funny. you’re so desirable. you’re so everything I need to be. I feel sick. I feel so sick. I need to throw up. or something. maybe. anything. or nothing. I want to sleep. I need to sleep. I cannot sleep. I have so much to do. so much. sosososososo much. I...
“You dont have to hold on to the pain to hold on to the memory.”
– Janet Jackson (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
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“I’m a lover, not a fighter. But I’ll fight for the things I love, no...”
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“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be...”
– Steve Jobs (via brokenmachine) (via quote-book)
LETTING GO
ventisette:
So I have just been sitting here reminiscing of an ordeal that I had with a boy two years ago. Basically he lead me on like crazy and made me believe I was the only one and then right about the time I thought we would start dating out of the blue he chose some other girl (who he had never mentioned) over me. That lead to dizzying heart ache, a great amount of anger, and in the long...
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“Remember even though the outside world might be raining, if you keep on smiling...”
– Anna Lee quotes (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
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Oh my....
lickystickypicky:
I’m an emotional idiot so get away from me. I mean, come here. Wait, no, that’s too close, give me some space it’s a big country, there’s plenty of room, don’t sit so close to me. Hey, where are you? I haven’t seen you in days. Whadya, having an affair? Who is she? Come on, aren’t I enough for you? God, You’re so cold. I never know what you’re thinking. You’re not very...
