I am very content with my life right now.
Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?
ichasesquirrels: ferrydust: hello-therelove: growingup: (via inflightradio) I never use oxford commas, to be honest. I always just put “and”. i always use oxford commas, cause thats the way i was taught. ::raises hand:: If you’re not using the comma, you’re probably doing it wrong. e.g. “Highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod...
Kristen: unless 6-year-old cadbury (legit from england) counts
Kristen: i'm a little scared of it
Alyssa: chocolate is good for decades, love
Alyssa: mama tested it when she worked for hershey
Kristen: THIS IS THE GREATEST NEWS ONE COULD HOPE TO RECEIVE AT 3AM
I just got in my first ever accident. Fuck the rain.