I got a Brazilian yesterday…it wasn’t that bad at all! Still a little tender, but nothing unbearable.
She’s picked my brother and his friends up high on coke. She’s a lucky bitch if I don’t kill her next time I see her.
I’m doing it.
Hanging out on Friday is now an ! instead of a ? I’m excited. Going grocery shopping for dinner accoutrements now… more later. =]
Patrick is back!
lickystickypickyme: OMG I am so happy to see him…!! so happy…so happy…so happy. Whut?! it is Monday right? Uhm ok, I am pleased he’s back This will be me when *my* Patrick comes back to visit me. Very soon! =]
cayce: Noah and the Whale - 5 Years...
Hanging out on Friday? I’m making chicken stir fry and watermelon sorbet. I’m excited! I’m so going to win the next round of Boggle. And I’m going to OWN at Scrabble. That’s the forecast for Friday. Oh, did I mention that my parents & brother are out of town (again) and my grandmother’s in the other wing of the house? WIN.
I ran like two miles with my mom today.
alyssa: GETS A TUMBLR, YOU SHOULD
patrick: SPEAK LIKE YODA, YOU DO
SHORT AND GREEN, YOU MUST HAVE BECOME
alyssa: PRACTICED THAT, I DID
patrick: STRONG WITH THE FORCE ARE YOU
patrick: IMPRESSED, I AM
I love talking like Yoda.
People get so annoyed by it. >.
You will become a hypocrite. You will become a liar. You will try and paper up...– Thom Yorke (via fuckyeahthomyorke) (via jotterbook) (via crazybeautiful) (via haleyleigh) HAHA
Let's throw a wrench in the mix, how bout it?
Me: i expected something different when i got there, idk what, but i guess i expected you to be remotely happy to see me?
Isaiah: i was happy to see you
Isaiah: i always am
Me: it sure didn't seem like it
Isaiah: well I'm sorry
Me: i drove to you because i missed you
Isaiah: i'm glad you drove to me
Me: that's why i always ask you if you do care. it just seems like the time i'm with you contradicts what you tell me
Me: and you tell me things like you really like me, i'm awesome, we can talk about dating...and then you don't talk to me for a week, like not even a "hi". it's really mixed, and it confuses me.
Isaiah: yeah i know im dumb
Me: i just don't know what to make of it. that's why i'm frustrated.
Isaiah: well stop being frustrated
Isaiah: its not fun to be frustrated
Me: i know
Me: i just hate wondering.
Isaiah: what are you wondering
Me: the same thing i wonder every time?
Isaiah: which is?
Me: i'm very clear in my desires/feelings and i (wrongfully) assume others are the same way, so when they're not i wonder.
Isaiah: you are ridiculous
Me: oh i'm very aware of that
Isaiah: it's interesting
Me: glad you think so, haha
Do I say fuck it all, I'll give him another chance? Because I almost always give second chances, I rarely give thirds, and if it seems prudent, I'll give a fourth. This would be his fourth. I don't really know what to do.
To Do, 07.26.09-07.27.09
Call Joy back Call Psych Services Look for another job Quit Hot Diggitty Dogz Craft a more eloquent way of saying “kiss my ass” to HDD Clean room Put books away Dust living room Learn how to make cheesecake Find out hours for tomorrow
Remind me to tumbl about Brian and how much of a fail that was… and how I’m glad it’s out of my system now.
Does anyone know how to make it so that people can comment?
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, and don’t put up with people that...– - Kurt Vonnegut (via smileawhileforme) So true.
I want to get a brazilian wax. Anyone want to come with me to hold my hand?
Above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you, because the...– Roald Dahl (via gatekeeper) (via idledreamer)
Someone is looking up to you. Don't let that...
idledreamer: (via gatekeeper)
I left out an important detail. He beat me in Boggle. I do not lose at that game. Also, nice to meet you. My name’s Alyssa =]
Oh, flyin’s kinda risky, when your wings are made of whiskey…– - Pat Green (via smileawhileforme) My uncle’s name is Pat Green. And he’s a bartender… Did you quote him?! Haha.
So I’ve learned many things over the course of my time with Jess, namely that I’m a lot more patient than I used to be. I used to get set off by the smallest things, I’d get really frustrated and upset without real provocation, and it was very stressful for my family and friends. Working with someone like Jess has given me the opportunity to appreciate how much my life has...
Pros lives in an apartment by himself knows how to cook (like a champ, I might add), clean, and do laundry has a really nice body opens doors Mattg style knows what he wants to do with his life drives a CAR listens to country music has a lot of funny (albeit drunken) stories is intelligent plays Boggle and Spit BEAT me in Boggle (which is unheard of) agreed to play me in Scrabble the...
Pros lives outside of Bloom has a 71 Challenger and a 78 Trans Am (*drool*) is 6’4” is going to school for Criminal Justice is great with kids volunteers talks a lot athletic excellent kisser Cons no cell phone needs to learn how to use a razor not totally in shape, but who is? Did I miss anything?
Things I Don't Believe In
Routines Friends with benefits Ironing Organized religion Lack of communication Using words out of context Hand jobs
This kid has a 1971 Dodge Challenger in royal blue. Also, a 1978 Pontiac Trans Am.
Me: OoooOoh pretty.
Chris: Wanna sit in it?
Me: D'uh, yes please!
Chris: *opens door*
Me: OooOooh pretty.
Chris: Want me to turn it on?
Me: Uhm yeah.
Chris: *turns on, revs engine*
Chris: Want me to pop the hood?
Chris: *pops hood* It's not the biggest engine bu--
Me: *mutters something unintelligible*
Chris & Lyss: *nom*
I'm pretty sure I kissed him then. I had to, with all the hormones floating around my body from that car...they had to be released somehow. Okay, so I kissed him because I wanted to, and the car had (almost) nothing to do with it.
On Rocks and Hard Places
I went on a date with Christopher Michael, aka Accident-Prone Boy, on Thursday afternoon. It went really really well. Now I’m stuck. Mom says it doesn’t really matter, because I’m not exclusively dating either of them (Tyler or Chris), so I can go on dates with both of them until something changes. Then, I’ll have to make a decision. It’s time for the...
Love Lessons from Mom
I, Alyssa Mae, am officially done with Isaiah James. I had breakfast with Mom this morning, and we had a good conversation about boys. She said, “If they’re not willing to fight for your attention, then they’re not the one.” Following this was the story about how my dad drove to her apartment in Philly after she broke off the engagement. She was going to have dinner with...
If I was jacked like a goddess, I’d flaunt it.– Chris, re: me.
Things I love...
Blue eyes Bonfires Boys Cheese calzones Cheesecake Cold root beer Cologne on boys Country boys Country music Cuddling Cute underwear Dark chocolate Face Facial hair Family Foreign languages Fresh flowers Fresh fruit General Tso’s chicken with extra broccoli High heels Holding hands Home cooked meals Hoodies Hot showers Hugs Impromptu concerts in the den Jeans ...
Te amo, sin saber como, ni cuando, ni de donde. Te amo directamente, sin problemas ni orgullo. Asi te amo, porque no se amar de otra manera. -Pablo Neruda (I love you, without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without complexities or pride. So I love you, because I know no other way.)
There are so many things I want to say to you, but time’s caught me up and now...– ~ Robin Hood (via gatekeeper) Mi piace questo frase.
I just learned, in detail, about the first time my 14 year old brother was high. I’m not sure how to feel about this.
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.– T. Jefferson (via maluna) (via quote-book)
Pleasure need not be less keen because there will be centuries of springs to...– “The Children of Men” by P.D. James (via tylerknott)
On Dinner Dates, II
Last night, I drove to State College to have dinner with Tyler Douglas. Let me tell you, was I ever in for a treat. He made teriyaki pineapple mahi mahi with roasted asparagus and tomatoes and seasoned brown rice, followed by homemade cheesecake. I washed the dishes, because he hates that and I was feeling nice because he fed me. Tyler is a Bio-Mechanical Engineer at Penn State. He’ll be a...
[14:29] lyssg15: ALSO [14:29] lyssg15: STOP ANNOUNCING MY UNDERWEAR AT EVERY GATHERING [14:29] Jed Carr: … [14:29] lyssg15: thank you [14:29] Jed Carr: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA Every. Single. Time. Without fail. If he walks behind me while I’m sitting down and sees it, it gets announced. He’s in trouble.
gatekeeper: smileawhileforme: I cannot live forever in your shadow so I’m letting go and flying free and even though you’re bigger you’ll never shine as bright as me. ~ Natalie Anne Erlanson