I SAW AVV TONIGHT OUTSIDE THE CAF
and it made me wanna killabitch. Except for the small and quite significant fact that he’s not worthy of the label “bitch.” Also except for the fact that I fucked up my shoulder, or I woulda been on that shit like a vultures on a carcass. I’m fuckin pissed.
I FUCKED UP MY SHOULDER AT PRACTICE
AND I’M FUCKING PISSED. GOD I LOVE RUGBY.
Bed is for sissies. Unless you’re having sex, in which case… no, bed is still...– Gregory House. (via fuckyeahhousemd) (via idledreamer)
I have not slept alone
in a week and two days, and I LOVE IT. I hate sleeping by myself, and it’s so much more enjoyable/comfortable when I can snuggle with someone :]
So there's this boy...
…and I like him a lot.
FIRST RUGBY MATCH EVARRRR
And I kicked ass! I only played for a bit in the second half, but I tackled the shit outta some girl (that’s why they call us Team Killabitch), had some sweet runs, and basically wrecked shit. Loooove ittttt. Now off to boy’s room for some celebratory activities. :]
Dear Dante Shepherd,
I love you. Love, Lyss
I was born in a pink house, and I am quite proud...
(via khallelalaine) I live in a pink house :] It’s awesome and huge and Federalist.
10455.) I hope that someday you will miss me; I...
khallelalaine: (via blogsecret) I hope that someday has already come.
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alyssa 7:58 PM i’m serious 58:48 i play for keeps matt 7:58 PM keeps? 59:06 what are you going to keep other than my dignity?
you’ve ever felt the need to compulsively correct the spelling/grammar of the person who started the “reblog if…” post before reblogging!
YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING GIRL.
IT PISSES ME OFF. Please stop making everything into a dramafest. I would appreciate it.
For some reason
I don’t like heavy spoons. Or spoons with heavy handles. Or strangely-shaped-bowl spoons. I pretty much like my spoons (elaborate handle or not) to be about the same size and weight, and if they’re not, I won’t like eating whatever it is I’m supposed to eat with it. I will improvise instead… like, drink the yogurt, or eat the ice cream with a fork. It happens,...
matt: 4:46 PM Im going to restate the obvious 46:15 You’re awesome
You the reader are pathetic
theupturnednose: dear reader, i follow irofic and yesterday/today a question was posed on if we the reader were happier today than yesterday. i replied: yesterday doesn’t count because i was on percocet. irofic had no idea that i had had surgery a few days past but replied with this charming answer. although i do feel bad for the girl with swine flu. that sucks. moto irofic: If I met you...
This made me almost pee myself. (Read them all...... →
I JUST FOUND OUT
that the kid who I got to strip naked in the DU basement is none other than a BU Men’s rugger. Basically, I’m going to see him ALL THE TIME. Although, he was probably blacked out when the strippage occurred, so I doubt he’ll remember. I will, however, and I will laugh heartily every time I see him. HAHAHAHA.
Best compliments ever:
I feel like you’ve always been a Theta! You were born to be a sister. Your vagina is perfect. All, of course, on completely unrelated occasions.
Just wanted to let you know that you’re awesome & beautiful. <3 ^∞
Reblog when you are apparently going to die. →
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It is three fucking thirty in the morning
and I was just woken up by a VERY loud argument between my old boss and someone else. It went on for about 10 minutes, until I decided that something needed to be done. Her: “Blah blah fucking blah whine fuck you whine whine fucking grumbleeeee!” Him: “Grumble fucking grumble.” Me: “Calm the fuck down or take inside, Jess. I’m sick; I’m trying to...
You know what would make right here perfect?
A cold Guinness and some wings.
The past, like, 9 posts are tattoo ideas. definites.
I'M SKYPING WITH ONE OF MY OLD FRIENDS
AHHH THIS IS SOOOO COOL. I love the interwebs.
khallelalaine: hearts-and-crosses: khallelalaine: hearts-and-crosses: khallelalaine: hearts-and-crosses: I’m going to see my tattooist for a chat, and could walk away with some sexy ink :D no fairrr! i’m so incredibly jealous. Aw. Go get some tattoos yourself then ;) I’m only 16.. :’( Just sit and wait it out two years then :| I want a tattoo soooo bad. Everyone says I’m just going...
Chris Hilliard Today as you are walking down the street and if you see a fire truck or ambulances, remember the 343 firefighters that parished in the 9/11 attacks at the World Trade Center. Dear Chris, Maybe if you spelled that very important word correctly, it would be a more appropriate tribute to the downed firefighters. ‘Parished’ smacks of New Orleans and ignorance. Love, ...
You the reader are pathetic
irofic: If I met you I’d have to slap you and call your names. Why the fuck are so many of you on various drugs/anesthetics? She’ll break your heart because you’re the sort of person who would say something stupid like “I hope she doesn’t break my heart”. It is impossible to be bored with life. If you think you’re bored with life you’re being a sofacunt. Also, it’s not spelled “board”. Time...
So the Bills blew a big game?
yourfavoriteredhead: fittythebone: I swear they’ve never ever ever ever done that before. Way to go fellas. urgh, i will cut you. my parents are from buffalo, and i think they are crying. that was just terrible. YEAH THEY DID. Go Pats!! <3
"What Does Love Mean?"
lickystickypickyme: “When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.” Billy - age 4 “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.” Karl - age 5 “Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” Terri - age 4 “Love is what’s in the room with you at...
(via lickystickypickyme) Amster-amster-damn-damn-damn :P
Fuck you. No liking my post about me being swiney and fuck. Fuckkkkkk. Though I guess we can be swine buddies. Then your bf can be swiney too! And we can have pig-themed exclusive parties! Oh man. The possibilities are almost endless! <3<3<3 I didn’t actually mean fuck you, just… you know what I mean.
I fuckin’ have swine flu. Fuckkkk.