The Curbside Prophet: Archive

Oct 31st

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Oct 30th

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Oct 29th

I’m painting my desk. Any ideas besides my boyfriend’s face or solid green?

Oct 29th

Pyrrho's Republic: if owen ruled the world part 2 →

abloodymess: i propose a law that states every single person in the united states has to work in the service industry for a period of 2 years. people treat service people like shit and its usually people that are entitled assholes. this goes double for the dickheads that don’t tip wait staff,… I will totally vote for you.

Oct 27th

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I really, really, really want to be Inara for...

I already got all of my Cleopatra stuff ready though. I feel like if I exchange the straight wig for a curly one and do my makeup a little differently, I could make it work. Ideas/opinions/hints/advice?

Oct 26th

MARK I hope you’re well :)

Oct 25th

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Zak played me You’re Awesome by Reel Big Fish on his show tonight. :)

Oct 25th

Oct 24th

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Oct 24th

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Watch

missworld: endlesslyunamusing: I love love. I could only watch half of this because I want this so much but am not ready for it yet. Sweet though! Absolutely adorable.

Oct 24th

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Oct 24th

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Oct 24th

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Oct 24th

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Pyrrho's Republic: rottenlove: christopherbouchie:... →

rottenlove: christopherbouchie: How did Halloween turn into a giant brothel? Every girls costume has the adjective “sexy”(slutty) in front of it. Also, why do girls think it’s okay to not be lady-like? I don’t want to hear about who’s dick you’ve sucked or the dumps you take. Get… I ranted about this a little while ago. As much as I love Halloween, I hate having to be an object...

Oct 23rd

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1 tag

Oct 23rd

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Oct 23rd

How Can I Begin to Describe Legolas Greenleaf?

legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest: Legolas Greenleaf… How do I begin to explain Legolas Greenleaf? Legolas Greenleaf is flawless. I hear his hair’s insured for 10,000 Mithril I hear he does horse commercials… …in Gondor. His favorite movie is Entwash Blues. One time he met Gil-galad on a horse… - And he told him he was pretty. One time he punched me in the face… …it was...

Oct 22nd

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Everyone, everyone, listen!!

kickingyourcrossesdown: My breasts are HUGE. Dude, mine too. Hahahaha.

Oct 22nd

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Waiting

dearoldlove: I wanted to open the door wearing nothing but a smile, but all I did was wait with a frown. I feel like this some days…

Oct 22nd

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Oct 22nd

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Reblog if you hate how straight guys are against...

inherhipstheresrevolutions: sexism and homophobia all rolled into one scenario/person: woooo! … ¬_¬

Oct 22nd

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I AM RAGING.

me: i was in the kitchen making no bakes and the boys were playing magic. little zach says something about how they're about to get raped. i (quietly) asked him to not use that word out of context, and that any aspect that does not directly refer to sexual assault is out of context. he apologized, and the world went on. a few minutes later, cliff, who was also in the kitchen when the first thing happened, said it too. i (again quietly) said, cliff. words. words. please use them only in context. thanks.
me: you know what he does?
me: he looks at me, does the bring it motion, and says "free speech"
me: with the head move-y thing
steve: wait, what?  fuckwad.
me: i said i realize you have free speech, but please don't use that word especially out of context.
me: he just looks at me and rolls his eyes
me: i swear to god.
me: moral of the story?
me: FUCK WITH ME AND YOU WILL NOT GET COOKIES.
me: such a fucking asshat.
steve: indeed
me: i'm so mad at him.
steve: rightfully so
me: and if he gets pissy about me not offering him cookies, i'm going to tell him that he's exercising his right to be an asshat, and i'm exercising my right to shove it in his face.