The Curbside Prophet: Archive

Zak wanted noms today.

He seriously spent 5 whole minutes looking at me being unbelievably cute and saying, “Grilfran, I can has noms nao pleeeeze?” until I finally relented and let him nibble my neck.

Apr 30th

1 note

“This gum squeaks when I chew it… I kinda like it.”

– Zak

Apr 30th

I hate feeling

screamforthesunlight: savemefromyself: christinagabriela: not important not understood fat left out not loved

Apr 29th

He writes so beautifully.

January has issues with her mother, February is always talking about things he wants to do while March does them, April eats sweets and May pays for them, June is the oldest but not the wisest and July always has an opinion on everything. August never stops trying do the right thing, even if he doesn’t always know what that is. September once saw something so sad, she never stopped crying....

Apr 28th

1 note

This is my horoscope today:

Forecast for Pisces, April 28, 2010: You need to spend time treading water before you plunge into uncharted depths, especially at a moment like this. Some of the work you’ve been doing has stirred up a few surprising emotions or pieces of ancient history that you don’t feel quite up to dealing with right now. It’s fine if you want to leave them be — you know they’re there, and you can deal with...

Apr 28th

Remind me:

Bowling Car accident Wake up call

Apr 28th

Superrr sickkk.

Rawr. Feeling totally shitty, probably because I had nightmare after stupid fucking nightmare and then was up till 5 telling Zak about them, then up till 6 playing Scrabble on my iTouch so I could fall asleep, then tossing and turning because I couldn’t fall asleep because I felt like I was going to vomit. I didn’t actually. Long story short, I feel like shit. On the bright side, I...

Apr 27th

1 tag

Apr 25th

1 note

Who's Justin Beiber?

And why is everyone freaking out about him?

Apr 23rd

2 notes

Higher Love

dearoldlove: I wonder if I ever crossed your mind for something other than sex. Ross.

Apr 23rd

55 notes

Just like the waves down by the shore We’re gonna keep on coming back for more ‘Cause we don’t ever wanna stop Out in this brave new world you seek Oh the valleys and the peaks And I can see you on the top Please remember me…

Apr 22nd

Number 2

alrightimdone: Thou shalt not frequent thy exes Forget the myth that after breaking up, you and an ex can remain best friends and help each other through the struggles of the next relationship. Your focus should be on the girl you’re with in the here and now. By all means, be amiable with your exes: exchange catch-up e-mails every few months and say hello when you bump into them. But they...

Apr 20th

1 note

Apr 20th

27 notes

Thinking of Him

Georgia: Thinking of him Thinking of him Sometimes it seems I spend every moment of my waking day Thinking of him Making him laugh, sometimes Making him strong, sometimes Making him feel some place in the light is his Telling him just how special he is Thinking of him Thinking of him Telling the truth when no one is willing to tell him the truth Fighting for him Living for him ...

Apr 19th

Another thing to add to the trying too hard...

Found out tonight that she also loves detective/mystery novels. Another reason why we’re very similar people.

Apr 18th

Apr 17th

16 notes

hey Kris

sorry if i woke you up. talk to you in the morning.

Apr 17th

Apr 16th

229 notes

You tried so hard to be the person everyone wanted you to be. Maybe you should’ve just been the person you wanted to be. (via iwrotethisforyou)

Apr 16th

So.

kurookami: lyssamae: I know you all wanted to know this, but tonight I’ll be nude modeling for the art collective on campus. Not sure how I feel about that. Jealous! I always wanted to do that :D It was actually really fun! I was actually okay with it, and a few of the ladies told me they really enjoyed drawing me, and I should come back again. :]

Apr 16th

2 notes

1 tag

Apr 16th

146 notes

So.

I know you all wanted to know this, but tonight I’ll be nude modeling for the art collective on campus. Not sure how I feel about that.

Apr 15th

2 notes

1 tag

Apr 15th

10 notes

Apr 15th

86 notes

Apr 15th

Am I trying too hard to be different?

To assert myself as not like her as possible? I don’t know. She and I… we’re so similar in so many ways. I came into the university thinking I would be a linguist. I got in because of my creative writing portfolio. And here she is, graduating with a degree in Linguistics or something similar, and she is part of a fantasy/creative writing group. Basically, what I would be doing...

Apr 15th

Last night when we were standing in the kitchen...

Zak grabbed me by my (well, his) hoodie, pulled me close, and kissed me really hard… like in American movie. “He kissed me in this surprisingly take me by control like they do in the movies kind of way.” Ahh, Vagina Monologues. You run my life.

Apr 15th

:3

kurookami: I know you hate ‘em Lyss but I found those ads to be hysterical. LARP in 2 days… I need to do soooooo much >< ALSO ALSO ALSO So I looked at where I’m supposed to be going for study abroad and it should be RIGHT ON THE GREAT FUCKING BARRIER REEF holy fuck am I excited Oh, no, I laughed my ass off too. Don’t worry :] Also, awesome on the study abroad!

Apr 14th

I do it to make you happy. I hate sitting on laps. Hate hate hate hate. I sit on your lap because you like it and it made you unhappy that I wouldn’t, ever. You were sad, so I gave in. I still hate it.

Apr 14th

Oh my God.

What do I have to do to get a little respect around here? I’m not asking for much, just something more than a blank stare when I say something to you.

Apr 14th

Kay guys.

Sorry for the pic spam today. Sugar + anger = crazy, so there it is. Let it not be said that I failed to provide pics. As such, you can assume that it has, in fact, happened.

Apr 14th

1 tag