March 2011
FIXED!!
I have a new keyboard! All I have to do is change the function keys and program them to do what I’m used to them doing. Baller. So good.
Mar 31st
I poured tomato soup on my laptop. Tech desk in...
I have one of those stupid unibody macs that funnels all spills onto the logic board. Luckily, I have baller reaction time and flipped my computer over in about 3 seconds and the soup was thick enough that most of it didn’t go down into the computer, just around the keys. I have to go to the tech desk tomorrow and have our mac goddess play with it cause my on-call mac god wasn’t...
Mar 31st
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kurookami asked: Sex blogs, oh bby
i miss your sexual escapades D:
Mar 30th
Anonymous asked: What's the url for your sex blog?
Mar 30th
Brazilian=ouch.
Starbucks is the cure-all remedy.
Mar 29th
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Spending my before-work nap time on the internet...
Mar 29th
The Humorless Feminist: When I deleted my... →
thehumorlessfeminist: …I lost so much priceless writing and commentary. I worked hard on that thing, and like I said many times, Tumblr basically saved my life. So, deleting all of that? I’d be lying if I said I didn’t regret it…but I also cannot tolerate being harassed right now. I just can’t. I had to do it. So many… I found you I found you I found you na na na na YAY! :D
Mar 29th
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Why is it such a big deal that I asked some people...
A few guys have been sending me asks about how exactly they’d like to use me in explicit detail, and when I (politely) asked them to stop as it’s super creepy, I get bitched at.  It doesn’t matter that I have a sex blog. It doesn’t matter that I talk about my sex life on the internet. It doesn’t matter that sometimes I post pictures. Don’t fucking send me...
Mar 29th
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PIZZA FOR DINNER.
doces-sonhos:
Mar 29th
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“Let me put it to you this way. Rape culture is a culture in which people who...”
– (via moonlitstreets)
Mar 29th
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Gratuitous unsolicited cock pictures rant.
Some douche said this: To be frank, a lot of guys on here just view you as a “slut” or “whore”, and as rude as it may seem, you have to at least understand why they would feel like its ok to send you a picture…If you’re ok with showing the world your body, prostituting yourself, and sharing personal sexual experiences, why the hell wouldn’t they...
Mar 29th
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Mar 24th
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ListenDesiderata- Max Ehrmann Go placidly amid the...
Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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“Why is NPR biased to the left? Because it simply doesn’t accept as truth the...”
– Ziyu Ziyu (via technipol) If that isn’t the goddamn truth… When you’re political mission is to “conserve” the status quo, or even, as in many cases, to turn back the clock to “the good old days” while the world is moving forward around you, you have a great enemy in facts. (via divineirony) Wow,...
Mar 21st
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Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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Darlings, where's thehumorlessfeminist...?
Mar 19th
Mar 18th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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Out on the town for my 21st!
If you can name more Magic cards than beers, you’re probably a lightweight.
Mar 16th
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myheartradio asked: have you heard this nonsense?

A Georgia bill requiring investigations of miscarriages is the latest episode in a frightening new turn of pro-life extremism.

“A Georgia state representative known for his fringe politics has introduced a radical pro-life bill that not only calls for the nullification of Roe v. Wade, but also makes having a miscarriage a capital...
Mar 15th
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Maria!
I don’t know but it’s really funny. Also wtf am I doing up at 630 am arguing about the social constructs of gender with my trolling boyfriend on my fucking birthday?? Goddamn.
Mar 15th
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Maria, gtfo tumblr and finish your paper!
Doooo itttttt
Mar 15th
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Maria, write your goddamn paper, you lazy piece of...
Halping!
Mar 15th
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Someone explain to my boyfriend how a male-bodied person identifying as female is different than a Caucasian person identifying as Hispanic. I tried to explain that even though race and gender are both social constructs to a degree, gender is moreso and race doesn’t really work like that. He’s trollin’, and I don’t have the words or spoons for him.
Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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kurookami replied to your post: BIRRRRRRRTHDAAAAYYYYYYYYY IT’S YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAYYY PARTY LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER FUCK I LOVE YOU HAVE AN AWESOME DAY I love youuuu hahahaha this made me laugh so much. <3<3
Mar 15th
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List of brands owned by Miller/Coors
actualasianmale: Miller/Coors supported Scott Walker.  They are anti-union and very homophobic. Boycott this stuff: Owned by Miller Coors: Miller/Coors Blue Moon Peroni Pilsner Urquell Killian’s Henry Weinhards Leinenkugels Milwaukee’s Best Molson Sparks Aguila Cristal Cusquena Tyskie Hamms Magnum 22 Olde English Fosters Mickey’s Sharp’s Southpaw Steel Reserve Red Dog ...
Mar 15th
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BIRRRRRRRTHDAAAAYYYYYYYYY
IT’S MY BIRTHDAYYYYYY BIRTHDAYYYY YAY BIRTHDAYYY
Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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quandary-eyes replied to your photo: HI CAN I HELP...
browhiteandthesevenbros-: Search for SiteMeter. Unfortunately it’s not completely accurate, but accurate enough to unnerve people. It works on tumblr, they give you a code to put in your about me box. Totally signed up for this as the VP/Marketing. Yeah-yuh.
Mar 14th
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Dear Feminists, You're Doing It Right
feministilicious: obsessionfull: fuckyeahfeminism: katoleary:feminally: You get so tired. You get so sick of the homophobia, the sexism, the culture of rape jokes and wife beating cartoons. But today you can take 30 seconds and smile. Somewhere right now there is a daddy dancing along while his femmy boy sings Lady Gaga. Somewhere right now there is a little girl suiting up to go play...
Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
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My theatre teacher from high school just told me that God makes everything happen for a reason, and being raped was a way to get me on track for what I’m supposed to do with my life. It was a gift from God. A gift. From God. Way to fuck up my night at work, Mrs. P. Thanks.
Mar 13th
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“If you’re gonna wring your hands and gaze at your navel about how we reduce...”
– Congressman Anthony Weiner, aka badass (via thehumorlessfeminist) Weiner will also be on some sort of Committee of Badassery with me. (via stfuconservatives)
Mar 13th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 11th
guys, i own a purse made out of seatbelts.
Mar 10th
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“Rape culture is encouraging male sexual aggression. Rape culture is regarding...”
– Shakesville: Rape Culture 101 This is a couple years old so it’s probably been passed around several times, but it’s ALWAYS worth a reblog, reread, re everything. (via theunemployedmind)
Mar 10th
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“It is…unfair to ask a woman to leave aside her personal experience and discuss...”
– Shakesville: Helpful Hints for Dudes (via reelaroundthefountain) #you could substitute women with any marginalized group and this quote would still be true Fuck yes. This shit isn’t theoretical, it’s my life. (via singularcharm)
Mar 10th
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Senate rejects bill defunding Planned Parenthood →
theoceanandthesky: riotisnotquiet: relaxcupcake: WASHINGTON, D.C., March 9, 2011 (LifeSiteNews.com) - In a 44-56 vote, the U.S. Senate has voted against a budget bill crafted by House Republicans that would have eliminated federal funding of Planned Parenthood. The Democrat-led Senate also failed to pass its own budget bill, which contained much fewer spending cuts and maintained the...
Mar 10th
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