June 2011
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I'm making it work!
I figured out a way to make the two videos (I accidentally cut the first one off) of my vlog into one thing so I can post it on tumblr!! I’m so tech savvy. Yep.  That’s me.
Jun 1st
WatchWatch
:( first attempt at vlog failed.
Jun 1st
Jun 1st
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#12
I own several pairs of high heels. I’m talking 3.5” and up.
Jun 1st
May 2011
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I really like cold water. I don’t really like ice, but if it’s required to make my water cold, I’ll deal. I can’t handle anything in my water: no lime, lemon, orange, flavor, anything. Just straight up cold water.
May 31st
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I am wildly inappropriate most of the time, and I am mostly unapologetic about it.
May 31st
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I am a spiritual individual. I do not ascribe to any particular religion. I am in touch with the universe and my part in it, and I try to have good karma.
May 31st
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I am thankful to have known each of my grandparents, and one great-grandmother. I have most of my relatives alive today, and for that I am blessed.
May 31st
goodbyeomelas asked: Congrats!
May 31st
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I am now ordained to perform marriages, baptisms,...
BRING ME YOUR GAY, YOUR SINGLE, YOUR DEAD, AND YOUR BABIES.  I WELCOME ALL WITH OPEN ARMS.
May 31st
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May 31st
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Something about boots and boys
jadedandlovely: They bring me so much joy This has been mentioned lots lately, but I feel the need to bring it up again. Please, boys. Never stop with the boots. Ever. Unf.
May 31st
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May 31st
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#7
I have one younger brother (16 year old hellion child), my parents are still married, and most of my extended family lives in one county in PA.
May 30th
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May 30th
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I have a really nice ass and some killer legs.
May 30th
Best part about being home alone:
brittanibotulism: Fuck. Wearing. Pants. All day, every day.  Curtains are a must, though. I have old neighbors, and I live on Market Street.
May 30th
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ListenAdam Zagajewski-It Comes to a Standstill The city...
May 30th
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#5
I am 5’9.5” tall and 21 years old.
May 30th
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I have red hair, the shade of which is subject to change without notice.
May 30th
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I almost always have my toenails painted and a French manicure on my fingernails.
May 30th
Liveblogging Insomnia 2011
Work at 9, it’s 3 AM. I can’t sleep. I’ve had a shitty day. I can’t even cry right now.
May 30th
“One of my philosophy professors lectured wildly about love once, yelling: “When...”
– Nightmare Brunette: Endings (via sleepanddream, knowingnothing, sleepanddream, runintothesun)
May 30th
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I fall in love with something every day.
It could be a poem, a book, a cloud, a flower, a source of inspiration, a person. If you’re lucky, I will fall in love with you again each and every day.
May 30th
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May 30th
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I threw my ice cream spoon at my laptop.
The amount and color of melted ice cream seriously looked like someone jizzed on my keyboard. Appetizing.
May 30th
 bloodytechies replied to your post: WAHHHHH. You, miss, need to get over here to Oregon. I’m having a party with my three best friends: Ben, Jerry and Mr. Cuervo. Darling, that sounds like an excellent evening. It’s a date!
May 30th
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WAHHHHH.
today sucks. someone feed me ice cream and hold me while i cry.
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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I only wear silver jewelry. There is one exception.
May 30th
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The perfect response to the "Engage" ring:
Make it so.
May 29th
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I have eight tattoos and eight piercings.
May 29th
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May 29th
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this is the worst.
May 29th
And how she hoped he missed her 'cause, God, she...
May 29th
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May 29th
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“I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and...”
– Charles Bukowski (via henrycharlesbukowski)
May 29th
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I don’t know what the fuck is up with my body. Never in the history of ever have I ever felt like this as a direct result of my period. Kinda contemplating forcibly removing my ladybits. No sex for the rest of my life would surely be worth not feeling like this anymore.
May 28th
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TMI/potentially NSFW
For the longest time, I’ve considered getting my nipples pierced. Zak was 100% against it, so when we broke up, I was super tempted to just go get them done. I figured I ought to do it while I was there getting my last tattoo, but I decided against it. I think I’m not going to. Besides, if I did, I’d have to get two more tattoos to balance out again…
May 28th
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It has to happen on my busiest day in a week. Fuck...
Cramps like a motherfucker. Someone get this woman a shotgun and put her outta her misery!
May 28th
May 28th
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Fuck you. Now I'm awake *and* angry.
Don’t fucking tell me not to talk to you about being rude. I didn’t tell you to sleep in the other room. That was your choice. I appreciate that you recognize that I don’t want to sleep with you, but don’t fucking tell me that I don’t have license to tell you that you’re being rude just because of that. As soon as I said I was going to bed, you started shaving...
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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clubbingwithbabyseals: mylittlepig replied to your post:oceanastronaut said: I <3 boots. All two times… Did I like that enough? God, give me a boy in some butt snugglin’ jeans and cowboy boots and I’m done for. Ohhh my god. I think we’re brain twins. Wranglers and boots. Throw in a “yes ma’am”, and you’ve got me. Yes please? Yes yes yes please?
May 28th