I'm making it work!
I figured out a way to make the two videos (I accidentally cut the first one off) of my vlog into one thing so I can post it on tumblr!! I’m so tech savvy. Yep. That’s me.
:( first attempt at vlog failed.
I own several pairs of high heels. I’m talking 3.5” and up.
I really like cold water. I don’t really like ice, but if it’s required to make my water cold, I’ll deal. I can’t handle anything in my water: no lime, lemon, orange, flavor, anything. Just straight up cold water.
I am wildly inappropriate most of the time, and I am mostly unapologetic about it.
I am a spiritual individual. I do not ascribe to any particular religion. I am in touch with the universe and my part in it, and I try to have good karma.
I am thankful to have known each of my grandparents, and one great-grandmother. I have most of my relatives alive today, and for that I am blessed.
goodbyeomelas asked: Congrats!
I am now ordained to perform marriages, baptisms,...
BRING ME YOUR GAY, YOUR SINGLE, YOUR DEAD, AND YOUR BABIES. I WELCOME ALL WITH OPEN ARMS.
Something about boots and boys
jadedandlovely: They bring me so much joy This has been mentioned lots lately, but I feel the need to bring it up again. Please, boys. Never stop with the boots. Ever. Unf.
I have one younger brother (16 year old hellion child), my parents are still married, and most of my extended family lives in one county in PA.
I have a really nice ass and some killer legs.
Best part about being home alone:
brittanibotulism: Fuck. Wearing. Pants. All day, every day. Curtains are a must, though. I have old neighbors, and I live on Market Street.
Adam Zagajewski-It Comes to a Standstill The city...
I am 5’9.5” tall and 21 years old.
I have red hair, the shade of which is subject to change without notice.
I almost always have my toenails painted and a French manicure on my fingernails.
Liveblogging Insomnia 2011
Work at 9, it’s 3 AM. I can’t sleep. I’ve had a shitty day. I can’t even cry right now.
One of my philosophy professors lectured wildly about love once, yelling: “When...– Nightmare Brunette: Endings (via sleepanddream, knowingnothing, sleepanddream, runintothesun)
I fall in love with something every day.
It could be a poem, a book, a cloud, a flower, a source of inspiration, a person. If you’re lucky, I will fall in love with you again each and every day.
I threw my ice cream spoon at my laptop.
The amount and color of melted ice cream seriously looked like someone jizzed on my keyboard. Appetizing.
bloodytechies replied to your post: WAHHHHH. You, miss, need to get over here to Oregon. I’m having a party with my three best friends: Ben, Jerry and Mr. Cuervo. Darling, that sounds like an excellent evening. It’s a date!
today sucks. someone feed me ice cream and hold me while i cry.
I only wear silver jewelry. There is one exception.
The perfect response to the "Engage" ring:
Make it so.
I have eight tattoos and eight piercings.
this is the worst.
And how she hoped he missed her 'cause, God, she...
I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and...– Charles Bukowski (via henrycharlesbukowski)
I don’t know what the fuck is up with my body. Never in the history of ever have I ever felt like this as a direct result of my period. Kinda contemplating forcibly removing my ladybits. No sex for the rest of my life would surely be worth not feeling like this anymore.
For the longest time, I’ve considered getting my nipples pierced. Zak was 100% against it, so when we broke up, I was super tempted to just go get them done. I figured I ought to do it while I was there getting my last tattoo, but I decided against it. I think I’m not going to. Besides, if I did, I’d have to get two more tattoos to balance out again…
It has to happen on my busiest day in a week. Fuck...
Cramps like a motherfucker. Someone get this woman a shotgun and put her outta her misery!
Fuck you. Now I'm awake *and* angry.
Don’t fucking tell me not to talk to you about being rude. I didn’t tell you to sleep in the other room. That was your choice. I appreciate that you recognize that I don’t want to sleep with you, but don’t fucking tell me that I don’t have license to tell you that you’re being rude just because of that. As soon as I said I was going to bed, you started shaving...
clubbingwithbabyseals: mylittlepig replied to your post:oceanastronaut said: I <3 boots. All two times… Did I like that enough? God, give me a boy in some butt snugglin’ jeans and cowboy boots and I’m done for. Ohhh my god. I think we’re brain twins. Wranglers and boots. Throw in a “yes ma’am”, and you’ve got me. Yes please? Yes yes yes please?