The Curbside Prophet

dionthesocialist:

Get over it.

Wait wait wait.

Is someone saying that your sexual activity preferences invalidate your right to raise awareness of social and political injustice and work toward fixing it?

Cause

and I hate to say this but

you’re wrong.

Fighting with roommate about why I don’t want to keep the kittens.

Goddamn.

I don’t have the time or the spoons to deal with this.

I don’t hate kittens.

I just have other shit to do that prevents me from being responsible for kittens.

Besides, we’re not allowed to have them anyway.

Fuck this.

rawrrrrr

tsg2011:

Native American people are holding cupcakes in a room.

White people enter the room, and each get to take a cupcake from a Native person.  Then, they kill the Native Americans, and corral the remaining empty-handed Native Americans into a corner.

Then, they go into another room and force black people into the white (formerly Native) room.  They make the black people bake more cupcakes, but they can’t eat any of them.  They are also not paid wages for baking the cupcakes.  Further, they are not allowed to buy any cupcakes for themselves.

After some time, the black people are allowed to receive payment for the cupcakes they bake, but only a little, and first they have to request a loan to acquire the necessary ingredients and to use the ovens owned by the white people.  Thus, in reality, black people are now paying to bake the cupcakes, which they still cannot eat.

Meanwhile, some Asian people ask to enter the room, but the white people don’t want to let them in, so they only allow a small number.  If any of them succeed in purchasing cupcakes, the white people resent them.

As time passes, the black people gradually acquire increased freedom in their cupcake-making decisions.  Some of them make enough money to buy a cupcake, but many do not.  Within a very short time, the white people start asking the black people why they don’t have more cupcakes of their own.  They don’t understand why black people don’t have as many cupcakes as them.  After all, everyone now has the equal opportunity to purchase cupcakes.

Then, some Latino/as come into the room, and the white people agree to let them sweep up the cupcake crumbs for low wages.

Some white people think maybe the price of cupcakes should be lowered for the black, asian, latino, and native american groups, but the other whites complain that this isn’t fair, and that cupcakes should cost everyone $1.  They worry that someone will steal their cupcakes.  And if any non-white people manage to purchase cupcakes, they feel deeply that this must represent an injustice.

pluralisms:

Why women can’t cook - by a very brave husband

wut4:

poopeatoe:

janedoe225:

When was the last time a woman cooked you a really excellent meal? Not just a nice meal, or plain good meal, or a hearty meal, but a piece of cuisine that had you smacking your lips for weeks afterwards?

I’ll wager that you can’t remember, for the simple reason that you’ve never had such a meal cooked by a woman.

The truth is women can’t really cook. All they can do is to cater, and there’s a big difference. The only people who can actually cook on this planet are men, even the ones who only cook once a year when their wife or girlfriend is ill.

…

In fact, when my wife and I go to see friends for dinner, nine times out of ten it is the man who cooks - and he does a brilliant job.

i don’t even know what to say. and it’s not satire lol. 

kiss my ass you ignorant, sexist piece of shit, you’ve never met me.

and men can get their own damn plate and fork. i’ll be sitting and eating my meal.

your wife’s response to your article is ten times better than your article. i hope she *does* divorce your sorry ass.

Was talking about this yesterday— when women cook it’s just feeding people, but when men cook it’s ~*~ART~*~

cackled at “a very brave husband,” saw that it was the daily mail, cackled again, saw bro’s picture, cackled a third time. sry your wife doesn’t cook well, bro, but if you’d look beyond your narrow sphere of experience you’d (lol yeah right) you’d see just how much of an idiot you are. i’d invite you over for dinner to prove it to you but dumbaline misogynists aren’t allowed to eat in my home.

ANGRY.

WE ARE ANGRY.

Me and Lindsay and Carina are ANGRY.

This pissed us off and we had to read it aloud in the library and be ANGRY.

You can kiss our asses. We’ll cook your socks off any day. Fuck you.

gimme the deetz and i wont be there tonight but soon

gateway KP 310 :D

why notttt

i have a kitten on my boobies