The Curbside Prophet
My name's Alyssa.
I'm a twenty-something avid feminist, advocate, fighter, counselor, and double Women's & Gender studies and Psychology major. I am sex-positive, genderqueer, pansexual, and as kinky as a cheap garden hose. I also run a pretty established kink blog, as well as write posts & reviews for EdenFantasys. It's a pretty exciting place!
I believe in the healing power of sex and sunlight. I love tattoos, purple hair, and Gold Peak iced tea. I am attached to my MacBook. Please don't tell me to calm down. I have a right to my feelings, and I express them liberally and without reservation. I proudly wear shirts that say 'VAGINA' and have an arsenal of five-inch stilettos. I love words. I am a very tangent-happy person.
I eat my ice cream out of mugs and my cereal out of cups. I am very particular about spoons, and I love oatmeal bread. I am a rugger. I use proper grammar in my texts, hash tags, and tweets. I am a major advocate for the Oxford comma. I commit editorial vandalism on a regular basis. You can reach me at lyssamae.thecurbsideprophet@gmail.com, and you can follow me on twitter @mizzlyssamae.
Welcome to my life.
I'm a twenty-something avid feminist, advocate, fighter, counselor, and double Women's & Gender studies and Psychology major. I am sex-positive, genderqueer, pansexual, and as kinky as a cheap garden hose. I also run a pretty established kink blog, as well as write posts & reviews for EdenFantasys. It's a pretty exciting place!
I believe in the healing power of sex and sunlight. I love tattoos, purple hair, and Gold Peak iced tea. I am attached to my MacBook. Please don't tell me to calm down. I have a right to my feelings, and I express them liberally and without reservation. I proudly wear shirts that say 'VAGINA' and have an arsenal of five-inch stilettos. I love words. I am a very tangent-happy person.
I eat my ice cream out of mugs and my cereal out of cups. I am very particular about spoons, and I love oatmeal bread. I am a rugger. I use proper grammar in my texts, hash tags, and tweets. I am a major advocate for the Oxford comma. I commit editorial vandalism on a regular basis. You can reach me at lyssamae.thecurbsideprophet@gmail.com, and you can follow me on twitter @mizzlyssamae.
Welcome to my life.
Posts I Like
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this angle is perfection
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Self-harm and cutting pictures and descriptions on my dash without any tags or warnings.
I don’t usually get up in arms about this sort of thing,...
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how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of...
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People of the nation of Tumblr,
I am drinking alcohol
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Anonymous asked: Your sexual openness made me want to try being more adventurous in sex Actually, I'd like to try sex at all first. (insert sexual frustration here)
<33 Once you get there, I’m sure you’ll have lots of fun!
Who I Follow
goodbyeomelas replied to your post: goodbyeomelas replied to your post: goodbyeomelas…
FEZZES ARE COOL.
FEZ FROM THAT 70S SHOW, JAYEM.
THAT 70S SHOW.
DON’T YOU REMEMBER IT?
IT WAS THAT SHOW FROM THE 70S.
JEEZ, JAYEM.
A TV SHOW IS NOT HATS.
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goodbyeomelas said:
IT WAS A DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE, SILLY. WHICH IS ALSO A TV SHOW. GOD.
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