The Curbside Prophet

My name's Alyssa.

I'm a twenty-something avid feminist, advocate, fighter, counselor, and double Women's & Gender studies and Psychology major. I am sex-positive, genderqueer, pansexual, and as kinky as a cheap garden hose. I also run a pretty established kink blog, as well as write posts & reviews for EdenFantasys. It's a pretty exciting place!

I believe in the healing power of sex and sunlight. I love tattoos, purple hair, and Gold Peak iced tea. I am attached to my MacBook. Please don't tell me to calm down. I have a right to my feelings, and I express them liberally and without reservation. I proudly wear shirts that say 'VAGINA' and have an arsenal of five-inch stilettos. I love words. I am a very tangent-happy person.

I eat my ice cream out of mugs and my cereal out of cups. I am very particular about spoons, and I love oatmeal bread. I am a rugger. I use proper grammar in my texts, hash tags, and tweets. I am a major advocate for the Oxford comma. I commit editorial vandalism on a regular basis. You can reach me at lyssamae.thecurbsideprophet@gmail.com, and you can follow me on twitter @mizzlyssamae.

Welcome to my life.

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gettibucket: tomhankswithmonkeyhands: arkadyfireovitch: I have no words This is unacceptable. That’s fucking disgusting. Someone did something legal in their own country; 50 years. Someone rips the life and dignity from a young woman, something condemned by every government, every religion, every decent human being; 20 years, Fuck you, USA officials. I don’t know how you can sleep at night putting innocent men in prison and guilty murderers onto the streets. 

gettibucket:

tomhankswithmonkeyhands:

arkadyfireovitch:

I have no words

This is unacceptable.

That’s fucking disgusting. Someone did something legal in their own country; 50 years.

Someone rips the life and dignity from a young woman, something condemned by every government, every religion, every decent human being; 20 years,

Fuck you, USA officials. I don’t know how you can sleep at night putting innocent men in prison and guilty murderers onto the streets. 

(via newly-poly-nyc)

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    That’s fucking disgusting. Someone did something legal in their own country; 50 years. Someone rips the life and dignity...
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    (( So… wrong… )
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    Except, as I was just informed, Kim Schmitz hasn’t even been convicted, let alone sentenced yet.
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    One of the reasons why I have no hope in the society anymore.
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    you’ve given up because…. different countries handle different cases differently?
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    This is unacceptable.
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