The Curbside Prophet
My name's Alyssa.
I'm a twenty-something avid feminist, advocate, fighter, counselor, and double Women's & Gender studies and Psychology major. I am sex-positive, genderqueer, pansexual, and as kinky as a cheap garden hose. I also run a pretty established kink blog, as well as write posts & reviews for EdenFantasys. It's a pretty exciting place!
I believe in the healing power of sex and sunlight. I love tattoos, purple hair, and Gold Peak iced tea. I am attached to my MacBook. Please don't tell me to calm down. I have a right to my feelings, and I express them liberally and without reservation. I proudly wear shirts that say 'VAGINA' and have an arsenal of five-inch stilettos. I love words. I am a very tangent-happy person.
I eat my ice cream out of mugs and my cereal out of cups. I am very particular about spoons, and I love oatmeal bread. I am a rugger. I use proper grammar in my texts, hash tags, and tweets. I am a major advocate for the Oxford comma. I commit editorial vandalism on a regular basis. You can reach me at lyssamae.thecurbsideprophet@gmail.com, and you can follow me on twitter @mizzlyssamae.
Welcome to my life.
I'm a twenty-something avid feminist, advocate, fighter, counselor, and double Women's & Gender studies and Psychology major. I am sex-positive, genderqueer, pansexual, and as kinky as a cheap garden hose. I also run a pretty established kink blog, as well as write posts & reviews for EdenFantasys. It's a pretty exciting place!
I believe in the healing power of sex and sunlight. I love tattoos, purple hair, and Gold Peak iced tea. I am attached to my MacBook. Please don't tell me to calm down. I have a right to my feelings, and I express them liberally and without reservation. I proudly wear shirts that say 'VAGINA' and have an arsenal of five-inch stilettos. I love words. I am a very tangent-happy person.
I eat my ice cream out of mugs and my cereal out of cups. I am very particular about spoons, and I love oatmeal bread. I am a rugger. I use proper grammar in my texts, hash tags, and tweets. I am a major advocate for the Oxford comma. I commit editorial vandalism on a regular basis. You can reach me at lyssamae.thecurbsideprophet@gmail.com, and you can follow me on twitter @mizzlyssamae.
Welcome to my life.
Posts I Like
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While people are unfollowing me... If you are a white kid who thinks they can be a blinde chinese mermaid who feels like a dog on the inside,...
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“eating celery and drinking water is like a health version of chasing your liquor with wine”— ubf
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Jackee, if I had any Oscars to give, you’d get all of them.
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<!-- more -->Cyber or phone sex is something that I’ve always been turned on by, for whatever reason. I mean, I guess it’s because it’s all I had...
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Me when sometimes all I want to do is curl up into Hanna’s arms.
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for every dollar I make, Mitt Romney makes over 8,000 dollars. This is ridiculous.
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