The Curbside Prophet

My name's Alyssa.

I'm a twenty-something avid feminist, advocate, fighter, counselor, and double Women's & Gender studies and Psychology major. I am sex-positive, genderqueer, pansexual, and as kinky as a cheap garden hose. I also run a pretty established kink blog, as well as write posts & reviews for EdenFantasys. It's a pretty exciting place!

I believe in the healing power of sex and sunlight. I love tattoos, purple hair, and Gold Peak iced tea. I am attached to my MacBook. Please don't tell me to calm down. I have a right to my feelings, and I express them liberally and without reservation. I proudly wear shirts that say 'VAGINA' and have an arsenal of five-inch stilettos. I love words. I am a very tangent-happy person.

I eat my ice cream out of mugs and my cereal out of cups. I am very particular about spoons, and I love oatmeal bread. I am a rugger. I use proper grammar in my texts, hash tags, and tweets. I am a major advocate for the Oxford comma. I commit editorial vandalism on a regular basis. You can reach me at lyssamae.thecurbsideprophet@gmail.com, and you can follow me on twitter @mizzlyssamae.

Welcome to my life.

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Desiderata- Max Ehrmann

Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.

As far as possible without surrender
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons,
they are vexatious to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain or bitter;
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs;
for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals;
and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love;
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment
it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be,
and whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful.
Strive to be happy.

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